Coochie Conditioner® - A fun food-safe wood conditioner

Keep your Coochie boards wet and wild with Coochie Conditioner®!
 
Our classic 2oz wood conditioner is the culmination of select ingredients. A premium, handmade wood conditioner with the ability to make your "Coochie Board" moist again. 
 
The Classic 2oz bottle of Coochie Conditioner® is the perfect food-safe wood conditioner for any of our amazing boards or the charcuterie and butcher block boards you already have. Made with a blend of ingredients, including Food Grade (FG) mineral oil, coconut oil, beeswax, vitamin E, jojoba oil, and an essential oil, this conditioner helps to nourish and protect your wood, leaving it with a beautiful, healthy shine. Whether you're a charcuterie lover looking to keep your boards in top condition, or a culinary connoisseur simply wanting to give your butcher blocks some extra TLC, Coochie Conditioner® is the perfect choice to add a touch of fun to your wood care routine.
Coochie Conditioner® is not intended for use on skin or consumption. Carefully read over our ingredients list before applying by hand. Do not use it if you have allergies or sensitivities to any of the ingredients. Applying our moist sauce by hand to your "Coochie" board or butcher blocks is safe, unless you have an allergy or sensitivity to any of the ingredients. Apply and promptly wash hands with soap and water until the oil is no longer on your hands. Feel free to tag us in any post you feel like sharing of your boards! 
 
The Mineral Oil used is an odorless, tasteless, crystal clear, food-grade white mineral oil of the highest quality. This oil meets or exceeds requirements of US FDA regulation 21 CFR 172.878. This oil also meets USDA requirements for H-1 lubricants for indirect food contact and 3-H lubricants for direct food contact.